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…yet ANOTHER shocking turn of events. This is a veritable rollercoaster of crime. But our story doesn't end there, as there's more to this story than you think. We'll get into the gritty, sordid details of why this conman duped everyone, right after the break.

You're listening to the Criminally Underrated Podcast — on the Uetray Imecray Podcast Network.

Speaking of gruesome murders, we have a killer investment opportunity for all our listeners.

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[Nod in agreement.]

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Swindollars!

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from Act Now, While Supplies Last (12 Songs to a Bettering You), released December 21, 2022

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The Diane-Kruger Effect Atlanta, Georgia

We're the hip-hop/nonsense group The Diane-Kruger Effect (DKE): Jason Fuse, Luke Overbey, Robert Berg, Elle Laye, and Rochelle Bainbridge.

Our musical influences include Max Planck, Baruch Spinoza, Thomas Bayes, Tesla (the scientist, not the band or the car), Stuffy McInnis, The Hubble Space Telescope, and Potato Chips. Also, Shakespeare - wait, we're better than that. Forget that last one. ... more

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