Hey, girl… I'm about to seduce you, girl. I'm gonna say things that will make you want to have sex with me. You're probably thinking an R&B jam shouldn't have acoustic guitar, but that's just my own personal flavor, girl. Like the flavor blue. You know what I’m talking about, don't ya, girl?

(Hey, girl) Hey girl, you’re my girl (so sexy)
(Hey, girl) Girl, you’re my whole world, girl (quiet storm)
(Hey, girl) And girl, I’d give you that world
And you know I’m sincere because I’m singing in falsetto, girl

Hey girl… I'm all yours tonight, but it's already 11:45. So you got 15 minutes.
Hey girl… I heard you like video games, so why don’t we let this B A Start to our Final Fantasy.
Hey, girl… I ran a bath for us. I smell pretty bad, so I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone, girl.
I had a dream about you last night. At first, you were riding an elephant while floating on lava. And then you turned into a lizard. But girl, you are the girl of my dreams.
Girl, you need to make your Declaration of Independence from that other guy. So I can flip you over and treat you like the National Treasure that you are.
Girl, I love every inch of you… even your feet. Not like that, girl. Some people are into feet, but I find them repulsive. But not yours, girl. Yours are okay. Have you thought about a pedicure, girl? I’m not saying you should but, I just want to… spoil you. Yeah, spoil you, that’s what I meant, girl.
Hey girl… I just got my voter registration card in the mail. And I'm stepping into the ballot box to vote you for sexual congress.
Girl, I once ate a whole live chicken.
Oops. Sorry about that, girl. My last girl liked that... girl.

Mmm, so sexy.
Alright, that was DKE with their latest hit, “Hey Girl…” and they’d like all you girls to know that they are saying… “Hey.” You are listening to the Midnight Love Train on W-HEY, where we are interested in the love making and what the love makes. And up next, we are gonna keep this train a rollin’. Choo, choo…