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...just look at the level of detail in the filagree on this vintage, one-of-a-kind premium distressed farmhouse board sign, another brand new product to make your life complete. Made with three-quarters inch thick wood grain veneer in a walnut color, these artisan relics are produced by a corporation with headquarters legally based right here in the good ol' US of A.

Brett, this exquisite piece is from the new Living Your Truth Collection, which have been all painstakingly handcrafted from my automated printing factory. And each of these signs really brings a personalized touch. For example, this one; it says “Eat” and you can put it in your living room. Each piece is lettered in a cursive rustic font with elegant swashes and tails, and appended with nature doodles which creates a unity of style that says, “Home.”

Well, technically this one says, “Home: It’s Where You Live," Tad.

Yeah. And for only $49.99 this sign can be delivered right to your very own home…where YOU live.

A small price to pay to make sure everyone who visits your home is organically informed of the purpose of each and every room.

Look, the beauty of a piece like this one, Brett, is that you live IN every room of your home, which allows maximum décor flexibility.

Indeed, Tad, indeed... Oh, I believe we have a caller on the line. Caller, are you interested in owning a piece of history and obtaining one of these idyllic bespoke vestiges for display in your home?

Hello, ladies and gentlemen!

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