Let’s march!

Awareness… have you heard of it?
We’re alerting you to observe we’re serving it
Did you know that I had chicken for lunch?
9 out of 10 people aren’t aware of very much
And while 81 percent of stats are just made up
You need to know when to sow your potatoes and plums
Attention is essential to this information
Plus, you’ll miss the mic pass that I’m making to Jason
Now we’re taking to the streets, and we're sweeping the nation
Collectively converging like a bevy of ravens
It’s time to fight for your right to recognize
That my name is spelled by the months initialized
And bring your clever signs and your fitness trackers
Did you know that “snots pets” is “steps tons” backwards?
Well, it’s March Awareness Month. And if you didn’t know
Get ware! Get up and let’s go!

Now people don't be shy
No pretense, just cognizance!
Wake up to the people's cry
Be your best, let the snooze button rest!
It’s time to actualize your thighs
Move your feet, to the quarter beat!
March Awareness Month is nigh
Heads up, get ware!

Listener, you have the right to understand this
Structural integrity comes from ankles and wrists
So for 30 days just stay away from doing lunges
‘Cause we need your glutes and Vastus Lateralis to function
And lactic acid isn’t anything to ignore
Activists can’t chant when their butts are sore
For sure, when writing anthems, check in with your physician
Dr. Mystery, come and give 'em a prescription transmission
The Cryptomatic Oath obliges me to enshroud
Layers and levels in the lyrics, that’s what I’m about
And on the surface, you surmise we’re oppositional, but
Now that I’ve told you, you’re prepped for this Easter Egg hunt
And we'll follow that by pointing out a couple of things
We choose words for reasons, and the meanings they bring
Pretentiousness, nescience, states we can’t condone
Shout the chorus from the roof in perspicacious tone!

Now people don't be shy
No pretense, just cognizance!
Wake up to the people's cry
Be your best, let the snooze button rest!
It’s time to actualize your thighs
Move your feet, to the quarter beat!
March Awareness Month is nigh
Heads up, get ware!

Now that you know to be aware of not being aware
It's time to reap the benefits that awareness shares
Apropos become a pro at proprioception
Then catch that as a segue into the next section
Verse 2, we gave instructions for injury prevention
Listen up again, if you weren't paying attention
Cause marching wrong will likely give you plantar fasciitis
Now Phos get on the mic, tell them what that’s like (yes!)
That's tissue in your foot, if you were not, cognizant
Your foot is like your hand, but sorta the opposite
The issue of this anthem is to keep you Enlightened
And did you know that's a show created by Mike White, hmm?
But the main takeaway from our awareness song
Is we hope you are au courant all month long
So, raise your awareness, then lift it high
To March Awareness Month, it's in July!

Now people don't be shy
No pretense, just cognizance!
Wake up to the people's cry
Be your best, let the snooze button rest!
It’s time to actualize your thighs
Move your feet, to the quarter beat!
March Awareness Month is nigh
Heads up, get ware!