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...and ya'll: now we got these ware elites out here that are trying to teach our children Critical Species Theory in schools but Bo, we cannot stand by and let this happen, because it starts with them speaking this perversion of natural language that they call "piglatin," and the next thing you know, little Susie is trying to grow a curly tail and build a house out of straw with a couple of her friends.

I've been doing my own research, Ricky, and I heard they already started installing troughs in the cafeteria for kids that identify as Latin pigs.

Oh, amen, Bocephus, I tell you what. I am not a historian but I know that you are correct on this one. Alright, Echo Chamber family, we'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors.

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