Ragtime Dance Jake Jabber [Bonus Track]

from E Pluribus Cuatro by The Diane-Kruger Effect

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'd to talk about my girl.

My girl is tall for a girl
But not as tall as a corn stalk
And her hair looks like corn silk
Which comes from corn.
I like corn a lot, and I like my girl
Corn is a food you can eat
Or you can feed it to cows

NEXT I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT PITCHING!

When you're pitching, you need to make sure
The strikers don't hit the ball
If they do hit the ball
You have to go get the ball
Then you throw the ball
Near one of your teammates
Who is near the striker
When the striker is running
In the shape of a diamond

SPEAKING OF SHAPES, HERE'S A TRIANGLE FOR YA!

SNARE DRUM!

NEXT I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT PIANOS!

A piano has black keys and white keys
The keys make all kinds of sounds
But they all sound like a piano
They go…

Is it over? I don’t hear the music anymore.

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from E Pluribus Cuatro, released January 23, 2019
Written by Reuben McCracken
Based on music by Scott Joplin

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The Diane-Kruger Effect Atlanta, Georgia

We're the hip-hop/nonsense group The Diane-Kruger Effect (DKE): Jason Fuse, Luke Overbey, Robert Berg, Elle Laye, and Rochelle Bainbridge.

Our musical influences include Max Planck, Baruch Spinoza, Thomas Bayes, Tesla (the scientist, not the band or the car), Stuffy McInnis, The Hubble Space Telescope, and Potato Chips. Also, Shakespeare - wait, we're better than that. Forget that last one. ... more

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