Verse 1:
You’ve finally had enough, this new trend won’t shred
You were born to chase glory but consume it instead
Another diamond-encrusted guru to renovate your psyche
“Try my cutting-edge program and you could be just like me”
Hair plugs, white teeth, rubbing shoulders with
Hair plugs, white teeth, when you discover they’re
Creating the itch that they hope that you scratch
Which creates another itch, and delivers them: cash
Perpetual motion and perpetual grief
You get your fix but it’s a short-lived relief
All the mantras and the methods, when you think you’ve tried everything
Lemme tell ya friend to get ready for The Bettering

Chorus:
I can't wait, another brand new thing
Feed my brain; I'm here for The Bettering
The latest craze straight into my veins
Urgently here for The Bettering

Verse 2:
Call now! Cuz the doc is in to help when you’re lost
Phil/Fill the hole that is lodged in your soul, discover the cause
And to get your life from black and white to living in Oz
You’ll be feeling back to right in an occipital spa
And all the thoughts I can see that you’re festering
I can unlock, I’m certified in The Bettering
And I’m accredited in positive energy
That can achieve your potential for anything
And you’ll be measurably more happy and soon you will be driven toward
Directing your ambition, the fruition is to transform your vision board
Your imagination train’s on a collision course
With riches; offer’s limited, don’t wait another minute more

Chorus:
I can't wait, another brand new thing
Feed my brain; I'm here for The Bettering
The latest craze straight into my veins
Urgently here for The Bettering

Verse 3:
So many cliches to make your day feel brighter
They'll sell you common sense, but please read the rider/writer
You need more than a book to teach you about life
Bestsellers won't get there... unless you read mine
Complete with 9 steps to remove stress 'cause I'm
Not like all the others that claim they're right
Only I can help you in your personal plight
And please write the check out to cash when you tithe
Then buy my relationship course online
My advice: the best; been divorced nine times
$49.99 will get you all in this
Name it and claim it cause I'm selling forgiveness

Chorus:
I can't wait, another brand new thing
Feed my brain; I'm here for The Bettering
The latest craze straight into my veins
Urgently here for The Bettering